my slut <3

I got a text from my slut, Karl today.. It was the best text that I've gotten all morning and it really made my day..

Where art thou Smita?
Tomorrow, tomorrow and tomorrow.
Creeps in this petty place from day to day,
to the last syllable of recorded time,
trying to make a poem for you that rhymes,
wondering where u are these times,
looking at black things makes me think 'Smita' all the time
for she is the slut that makes people whine.

yea i know he sucks at writing poems, BUT IT JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH HE MISSED ME! :)
oh and btw, the harshness is how we communicate. He's my slut, and i'm his slut. Coz he always tries to beat me to all the hot guys.. ISH.. competition! anyway, I LOVE U KARL!

BItch!
anyway, i miss u too my 'happy' fat slut!

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I cant sleep.. The lights from the cars on the federal highway look so pretty.. There are A LOT of cars.. I wonder if I should count them so I can go to sleep again.. Goodnight.. :)

Mothers Day!

I'm sure everyone spent Mother's Day with their moms, i didn't this year..
Mother's Day was more special for me, because it was the day my dog, Lumix[actually a dog that Heng Fong found and my parents miraculously said we can keep her!] GAVE BIRTH!!!!!
She gave birth to four puppies, so now i have 5 dogs, 4 cats, and 4 puppies! hehehe..
It was a scary giving birth process, because none of us knew that she was pregnant.. Heng Fong and I actually suspected, but we didnt tell my parents! so when she gave birth, it was a shock to everyone.. Anyway, her first puppy passed away.. :(
that was the scariest thing, because she gave birth standing up, near the entrance of the gate.. After that, she just ran away and left the puppy there, umbicle cord still attached and THE PUPPY WAS STILL IN THE PLASENTA! we tried bringing her to the puppy, but she wouldnt move.. after 15 mins, i decided to try and cut the plasenta open myself, because the puppy would suffocate!
I've watched a gazillion videos of vets and professional ppl doing it, and i knew exactly what to do.. Like cut the plasenta open and wipe the puppy, then let the mom do the rest.. just as long as the puppy was out of the plasenta.. But doing it was SOOOO hard! firstly, the plasenta had veins!! secondly, i love animals, but i'm no vet.. it was hard trying to do it coz i was afraid of hurting the puppy.. i love animals, and if they pass away in my hands, i would die of guilt..
anyway, i tried cutting the plasenta with both a pair of scissors and a knife, but i couldnt.. because it was too slippery and the puppy was moving a lot, and my hands were shaking!
sadly, i couldnt do much to save the puppy.. :(

im sorry i uploaded this pic, but i feel tht ppl should see this so they would know what to expect if ur in that situation..

imagine trying to cut open the plasenta.. poor puppy.. may u rest in peace.. :(

I LOVE THEM!! THEY ARE SOOOO ADORABLE!!!
p/s: Kelvin is taking one of the puppies! the brown one.. hehe.. thanks kelvin!

=)

This post is dedicated to my only reader, Mei Fong.. i just realized that i last updated my blog in January.. hahahaha.. sorry Mei that i left my blog dead.. lazy to update la.. anyway.. i have ntg much to blog about, so i shall just post pics that we took when we were bored.. [This is what ur missing out on when ur happily enjoying urself in US, snowboarding and SKYDIVING(grrr!hate u!)]

We got bored at home so we decided to use some peel off mask and realized how oily and dirty we look..

Arif's annoying laughing face..

dont know..

and she decided to blind everyone with her forehead..

attempting to take a proper 'housemate' pic till Rubhen decides to say 'why so long ar?' and it clicked. grrrr. so we were half laughing.

look at Kelvin! so bitchy!

housemates!
[Rubhen, Kelvin, Shaminiretard, me!]

So Mei, please be back a.s.a.p.. May 18th isn't really that far away, YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

=)

Flip-Flops

People say everyday, u learn new stuff.. which is totally true.. throughout the past few days, i've learnt stuff about my Reef flip-flops.. i love my flip-flops like crazy, and i've been everywhere with them since i got them in 2008.. anyway,

Lesson #1: Never, i repeat NEVER attempt to play tennis in ur flip-flops.. i so excitedly wanted to play tennis, that i didnt bother if i was wearing my flip-flops, and i ripped the strap of the left side one.. SIGH!

Lesson #2: Never try to stick it back with super glue, and straight away wear ur flip-flops.. I did it, since i was rushing to eat ayam penyet, and i had super glue stuck all over my leg, that i thought i was gonna permanently be stuck to my flip-flops.. sad but true..

Lesson #3: Never walk in a puddle of water with ur flip-flops.. I was rushing to get on the bus, and i was carrying my mom's bag that probably weighed a gazillion kgs, and my flip-flop drifted off in the puddle.. SO ANGRY! i had to chase after my flip-flop and i was drenched in the rain, and i was carrying the super heavy bag! i shivered like crazy on the air conditioned bus.. GRR..

anyway, that is the conclusion of my flip-flop adventure.. =)

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas people!!! i know im sooooo outdated in updating my blog.. hahahahahah.. I'm having fun in Ipoh, in Heng Fong's house, and Drk WeeDr, her boyfriend, is reading everything i'm typing.. hhahahahahaha.. his name is Ehsan btw.. crazy guy.. anyway, what did i spend my time doing on Christmas? I was in Matthew [Mini's bf] dad's friend's house.. which turns out to be my mom's friend.. hahahahahaha.. we drank, and played some horse racing game with small kids.. Me, mini and eddy were betting with small kids and cheating [ with fake money], when Matthew and the adults were gambling.. we were clearly lost.. anyway, i had fun yesterday, and practically everyday that i'm in ipoh, im loving it.. hahahah.. except that i miss daniel, gabby, niniek, mei, zubair, jewin, bryan, and the rest.. if they were here, it would be THE BOMB.. i graduated CIMP.. and im missing it already.. anyway, a blog with pictures coming up!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Jitz,

hahahahhahahaa.. i have not updated my blog in a longggggggggggggggg time.. anyway, a post for Jitz, as i promise..

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