you.

What I like love about you?


*You somehow find a way to see me even when you're the busiest person on the planet, like a bee.
-just a thought, has anyone ever wondered why bees are busy? they are hardworking I know, but there are lazy bees who fly around 'visiting'. GREAT. Now I want a pet bee.


*Although we have different interest/taste in stuff, we still see eye2eye at the end of the day.


*You let me smell your armpits, and sometimes even lick them. 


*You don't care if I don't shave my legs.


*You don't care if I haven't showered the whole day. Or maybe two days. What about three?


*You know exactly what I like/don't like without even me having to remind you.
-which really is a BIGGGG accomplishment for you compared to last time. Goldfish.


*How retarded you look.


*How we bully each other.
-mostly its you bullying me. Pity me I'm ALWAYS the victim.


*When you tell me I look beautiful as soon as i get up from my beautysleep. 
-though I know I have a REALLY ugly sleeping face, Especially how masam I look when I get up. 


*How you let me sleep and drool on your chest and you just wipe it off after i wake up like its nothing.


*How you listen to the stories about my shit.


*How you actually kiss me in the mornings afternoons although I haven't brushed my teeth.


*How you try to wake me up though you're afraid about the stuff that I might shout at you as soon as I open my eyes.
-I'm really sorry, I do it subconsciously, not intentionally. You really have a LOT of patience to deal with my 'morningPMSes'


*When you stroke my hair and watch me sleep.


*How you tolerate it when I snore.


*All the retarded stuff you say&do.


*How you never fail to put a smile on my face though we argue.


There's a lot more to what I love about you but if i keep going on, I might never stop. If we hadn't broken up for that month+, its almost gonna be a year that we've been together. But I'm really glad we did break up, at least now we know how to appreciate each other. I promise you I would be a better girlfriend. I already see the changes that I never saw in you, despite me repeating it over and OVER again. Though sometimes u still drive me up the wall, I love you very much. :)

*Our very first pic together as a couple. <3
-okayyy i dont know why i decided to be jiwang today. Must have been the babiest dream la just now. ISHHHH!

Sunflowers&Root Canal.

I haven't updated my blog in months! Not like anyone reads it anyway. Hahahaha! I think I might have throat cancer. I have this really terrible sore throat. And swallowing polystyrene really doesn't make it better. Not like anyone told me it would, but I just wanted to see what it tasted like. HAHA. Today I had a dream, a scary dream. It was some weird dream about a Thai transvestite in a wedding gown and a camera that had been decorated to look like a sunflower tree or something. God knows. She was going around taking pics of random people, and i tried running away from her. Mini and Raja Nadiah were in my dream too! Anyway, she found us in the end, and knew we were avoiding getting our pictures taken. Then one of her transvestite friends cursed me in some weird way. Mini was screaming 'NOOOOOOOO' and I blurred out. When I gained my vision after that, it was day time. And I was alone on a street and went home. As soon as i opened the door, I saw Daniel lying dead on the floor with blood everywhere. Quite gruesome, really! There's more to the dream but I'm very lazy to type la so long. Everyone in the dream was scary except my friends. Mini says I should make movies out of my dreams. I think the only turn up for the movie would be the both of us, sitting excitedly with popcorn going 'Wa, DAMN CUN AR THIS PART?!'. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Anyway, i woke up and looked for Daniel who was actually sleeping beside me but I couldn't find him. Then i heard a sleepy 'mmmmm?' from under my armpit. I woke him up and told him about it. He slept off halfway while i was telling him my dream. stupidretardeddumbass. I mean, coolest bf. *pukes*. I miss Preeta, who is coming back next month weeeeeeeeeeeeee~ But the only thing I'm dreading about her return is my trip to the dentist. Yes. I'm sure that Mangsa is gonna drag my ass to my deathbed chair. I hate going to the dentist la it sucks. Why can't everyone just not have teeth and wear fake teeth. Ish. Life would be easier that way. 

Just looking at it makes me sick. yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!

TAGGED by Mango Syg

1. Besides your lips, where is the favorite spot to get kissed?

Cheek.

2.How did you feel when you woke up this morning?

hoping that i got chicken pox coz i saw spots on my legs but i dont think i'm that lucky.

3.Who was the last person/people you took a photo with?

peit i think.

.4.Would you consider yourself spoiled?

yes. but i can survive on my own though i'm spoilt.

5.Will you ever donate blood?

yes!! tried so many times but couldnt. soon soon. :)

6.Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?

yes of course!

.7.Do you want someone to be dead?

once, but not at the moment. :)

8.What does your last text message say?

smi. i bought something for u!
-from mini. she bought me hello panda biscuit. so sweet! :)

9.What are u thinking right now?

foood.

10. Do you want someone to be with you now?

yea? but its kinda impossible.

11.What was the time you went to bed last night?

cant remember.

12.Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?

mini gave me. :)

13.Is someone on your mind right now?

yea?

14.Who was the last person who text you?

mini!

TEN Lucky Person to do this quiz.

1. preeta
2. krunz
3. raja nadiah
4. siew ee
5. gabby
6.niniek
7. carmen
8. so yan
9. kelvin lee
10. mini

15.Who is no.2 having a relationship with?

me!! :)

16. Is no. 3 a male or a female?

femaleeee! but acts like a male.

17. If no.7 and no.1 get together, would it be a good?

they would confuse each other. definitely.

18. What is no.1 studying about?

alcohol benefits. :P

she wants to major in some maths thing.. crazy.

19. when was the last time you chatted with them?

dont know..

20. Is no. 4 single?

i have no idea.

21. Say something about no.2

she's mad! and she's my mermaid!

22.What do you think about no. 2 and no. 6 being together?

they're both not lesbians!

23. Describe no.9.

he's my chinese tofu housemate.

24. What will you do if no.6 and no.7 fight?

i would die laughing.. coz they're both so funny when they argue!

25. Do you like no.5?

of course! i love her to death!

my slut <3

I got a text from my slut, Karl today.. It was the best text that I've gotten all morning and it really made my day..

Where art thou Smita?
Tomorrow, tomorrow and tomorrow.
Creeps in this petty place from day to day,
to the last syllable of recorded time,
trying to make a poem for you that rhymes,
wondering where u are these times,
looking at black things makes me think 'Smita' all the time
for she is the slut that makes people whine.

yea i know he sucks at writing poems, BUT IT JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH HE MISSED ME! :)
oh and btw, the harshness is how we communicate. He's my slut, and i'm his slut. Coz he always tries to beat me to all the hot guys.. ISH.. competition! anyway, I LOVE U KARL!

BItch!
anyway, i miss u too my 'happy' fat slut!

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I cant sleep.. The lights from the cars on the federal highway look so pretty.. There are A LOT of cars.. I wonder if I should count them so I can go to sleep again.. Goodnight.. :)

Mothers Day!

I'm sure everyone spent Mother's Day with their moms, i didn't this year..
Mother's Day was more special for me, because it was the day my dog, Lumix[actually a dog that Heng Fong found and my parents miraculously said we can keep her!] GAVE BIRTH!!!!!
She gave birth to four puppies, so now i have 5 dogs, 4 cats, and 4 puppies! hehehe..
It was a scary giving birth process, because none of us knew that she was pregnant.. Heng Fong and I actually suspected, but we didnt tell my parents! so when she gave birth, it was a shock to everyone.. Anyway, her first puppy passed away.. :(
that was the scariest thing, because she gave birth standing up, near the entrance of the gate.. After that, she just ran away and left the puppy there, umbicle cord still attached and THE PUPPY WAS STILL IN THE PLASENTA! we tried bringing her to the puppy, but she wouldnt move.. after 15 mins, i decided to try and cut the plasenta open myself, because the puppy would suffocate!
I've watched a gazillion videos of vets and professional ppl doing it, and i knew exactly what to do.. Like cut the plasenta open and wipe the puppy, then let the mom do the rest.. just as long as the puppy was out of the plasenta.. But doing it was SOOOO hard! firstly, the plasenta had veins!! secondly, i love animals, but i'm no vet.. it was hard trying to do it coz i was afraid of hurting the puppy.. i love animals, and if they pass away in my hands, i would die of guilt..
anyway, i tried cutting the plasenta with both a pair of scissors and a knife, but i couldnt.. because it was too slippery and the puppy was moving a lot, and my hands were shaking!
sadly, i couldnt do much to save the puppy.. :(

im sorry i uploaded this pic, but i feel tht ppl should see this so they would know what to expect if ur in that situation..

imagine trying to cut open the plasenta.. poor puppy.. may u rest in peace.. :(

I LOVE THEM!! THEY ARE SOOOO ADORABLE!!!
p/s: Kelvin is taking one of the puppies! the brown one.. hehe.. thanks kelvin!

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This post is dedicated to my only reader, Mei Fong.. i just realized that i last updated my blog in January.. hahahaha.. sorry Mei that i left my blog dead.. lazy to update la.. anyway.. i have ntg much to blog about, so i shall just post pics that we took when we were bored.. [This is what ur missing out on when ur happily enjoying urself in US, snowboarding and SKYDIVING(grrr!hate u!)]

We got bored at home so we decided to use some peel off mask and realized how oily and dirty we look..

Arif's annoying laughing face..

dont know..

and she decided to blind everyone with her forehead..

attempting to take a proper 'housemate' pic till Rubhen decides to say 'why so long ar?' and it clicked. grrrr. so we were half laughing.

look at Kelvin! so bitchy!

housemates!
[Rubhen, Kelvin, Shaminiretard, me!]

So Mei, please be back a.s.a.p.. May 18th isn't really that far away, YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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